Did you know that in the amount of time it takes to answer the telephone a three year old girl can scale up a shelf in the pantry and retreive an entire large container of HOT PINK sparkling decoration sugar and proceed to spill the ENTIRE contents on the kitchen table and hardwood floor?
Did you also know that you would still have sugar crystals stuck to your feet even after you have swept, vacuumed, and mopped?
Did you also know that such sugar attracts ants? Also before said sugar is cleaned up, mysteriously mandarin organge syrup would be dripped down the steps.
Yes, it's a fact. A mess that takes 10 seconds to make can take a day and a half to clean up! HA!
Why yes, it's been a fun day here, why do you ask?
Good night all! Just keepin' it real!
4 months ago