Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Wonder...

I Wonder Sometimes....

-Why there is a warning on my blowdryer to not use while bathing....hmmm I guess it could save a little time...

-Why on the infomercial for the magic duster the woman dances and spins gracefully while dusting her bookshelf. If that thing really makes housework so fun I should get 17 of them...

-why the voice that used to be on the banks ATM machine had a british accent...

-why my child will wipe his nose on a clean article of clothing...his own, mine, the checkout lady at the grocery...but never thinks to grab a tissue

-why car keys don't come with tracking devices (or cell phones for that matter)

-why sitting through a church service makes Lilly compelled to shriek, spit, and just generally wreak havoc...

-why my dryer eats socks

-why there is a warning on my rubbermaid storage containers that tells you not to put your child in one with the lid on it...I mean really it's so much cheaper than purchasing a playpen...and the lid keeps it soundproof???

-why there are baby dresses that cost 90 dollars when they are constructed with a teensy amount of cotton material that probably cost 1.23 to make...

-why I think the stupid radio commercials for "real men of genius" is so blasted funny...they're ridiculous and I will seriously laugh out loud everytime I hear one...Please tell me you know what I'm talking about...

7 comments:

Alicia Jane said...

Hilarious! And oh so very true!! BTW I think Lilly is a sweetheart!! My boys at her age were WAY worse!!

Erica Simpson said...

SO funny!

Staffanne said...

Real men of genious is cracking me up! I am there with you...I even sing along when they come on! I wonder too...but, my wonders keep me laughing!

Shanna said...

With you on the Real Men commercials, have most of them memorized!!

Sherri said...

Your posts are the best girl! You always make me laugh!
Did you get my email about Colten?

The Butlers said...

Love this post! I am glad I am not the only one whose dryer eats socks or needs a tracking device for keys and cellphone. I had never noticed the warning on the storage containers...that is too funny.

Heather said...

That's funny...but true!!